Chapter 37

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In the hothouse storeroom of the Double V service station, twin letters that summarized the two Valeros who once ran the place, Mike Gadsden and the Little Fucker broiled like a pair of potatoes.  At first glance, it appeared that leaving the two alone here was an error of judgement on the part of their captors, but on closer inspection Mike observed there was no way to escape.  No vents or ducts led out of this suffocating vault.  There was nothing on any of the shelves that could be used for a weapon, because there were no shelves.  It was a storeroom in name only, because anything stored here in the boiler room of hell would eventually explode through spontaneous combustion, as Mike felt like he was about to do.  Surprisingly, Little Fucker appeared to be unfazed by the heat.  As Mike dripped with greasy sweat, F's brow remained cool and colorful.

"You're used to this shit, aren't you?" Mike said.  "Back in Aleppo I'll bet you grew up roasting in some bunker where they deep fried rats on the tin roof.  To you, this hell hole is like the fucking Hilton."

Little F nodded.  "Fucking Hilton," he agreed.

"I knew it.  That's very nice for you and everything, but I wish they would just shoot me already.  We have to get out of here.  Grab onto my neck and climb out of that stupid playpen.  Like a silly playpen could hold you.  That offends me worse than anything else they have done, to think you're just some mindless brat who is going to sit on his diaper covered ass and suck his thumb in a playpen.  Pull yourself out of there."

Little F shinnied himself up on to Mike's shoulders and scooted out.  "I want you to untie these knots," Mike said, turning 90 degrees so that Little F could have access to the bonds.  "Once you do that we're going to tear that playpen apart.  We're going to trash that playpen, and not just because it is a symbol of the subjugation and exploitation of Middle Eastern youth, but because it has metal parts we can use to fight our way out of here.  We're going to go intifada on that playpen.  You get it?"

"Intifada," said Little F.

"Good.  I know you can do it.  You got it in your blood."

Mike was full of bravado, not because he was not frustrated, angry, and terrified, but he had to keep himself from sinking into despair, a pit he was teetering on the brink of.  Furthermore, if he bantered in this fashion with Little F, maybe the boy would think that things weren't so bad.  Then again, the kid wasn't stupid.  But he was already working his tiny fingers into the knots around Mike's wrists.

"Hey, let's scoot over to the door," Mike said softly. "I think I can hear them talking.  Maybe we can find out something useful."

Since both his wrists and ankles were tied, Mike had to squirm on his buttocks over to the door.  Interestingly, but not surprisingly, there was no knob on their side of the door.  This room was obviously designed as a one-way trip.  If you locked yourself in, it was because you were supposed to.  Even so, the door was not particularly thick, and the murmur of human voices could be heard through it. One of them belonged to Marisol - may her contaminated cunt be infested by a verminous plague, and the other to the gun-toting brute named Sal, who Mike felt considerable less animosity toward than for that Delilah strumpet he had once loved. But still, the goon would still have to be reckoned with.

Mike put his ear up to the door, and could hear Marisol giggling in a flirtatious way.  That brainless gash, he thought.  He really didn't want to hear her playful chatter.  Twice he had been made the fool by perfidious trollops, and being reminded that he had fallen in love with the debauched skank on the other side of the door threatened to send him into a depressed funk he might not recover from.  Mike forced himself to concentrate on the words, not the source of the words.  His hacker's mind facilitated the creation of self-contained black boxes that did not intrude upon one another.  This was what he had to do now, put his feelings about Marisol in a mental box and seal it shut.

"Why'd you run out of the room?" Sal was asking her.  "You liked him, didn't you?"

"No, knucklehead," she said, "I left something on the stove.  You want me to burn my Uncle's house down?  Of course I don't like him.  He's a pathetic wuss-bag. I just played him."

Mike had to press down hard on the box lid to keep the Pandora's stockpile of emotions, stirred by the words pathetic wussbag, from bursting out.  Yeah, and you're a fucking whore, he whispered defiantly.

"What kind of guys do you like?" Sal asked.

There was a sultry pause in which Marisol drew a deep breath, like she wasn't going to come up for air for a while.  The 80s porn groove soundtrack cranked up in Mike's head.  "I like tough guys, with a big weapon."

Mike supposed Marisol had gotten a lot of practice reciting cheesy lines of dialogue like this. She was very good at it, very convincing.  He imagined her fingers running lightly across that fucking gorilla Sal's chest.

"You mean like me?"  Sal asked.

"Shut up, stupid, and let's see what you got down there.  No, don't take your gun off.  It turns me on. I wanna grab it."

"I got an even bigger gun down here, honey."

"You better."

This banter was so bad that, in spite of the seething fury rising up inside him, Mike had to roll his eyes.  Little Fucker is lucky he doesn't understand this shit, or does he?he wondered.  You could never tell with that one.  Yet the F demonstrated no outward signs of indignation over this exceptionally bad porn scripting, as his little fingers continued to wriggle into the ropes on Mike's wrists.

There were exaggerated moans coming from beyond the door. Mike realized with irony that it was painted green.  "Do you like it like that?" Marisol murmured.

"Oh yeah, baby," answered Sal.

"You'll really like this," she said, and then there was a gunshot.

In the cramped, confined, claustrophobic space of the Double V garage, the bullet blast echoed like an artillery round.  Mike sprung back so hard he almost crushed Little Fucker, who had barely flinched. What the hell just happened out there? he wondered from the flat of his back, where he lay painfully atop his bound hands. Meanwhile, Little F looked down at him with a curious, Whatsa matter you never heard a gunshot before expression.

As the blast subsided, Mike wondered if Marisol was dead.  Even after everything she had done to him, he couldn't help feel a certain twinge of sadness.  Being murdered helped to wash away some of the Judas stain that besotted his memory of her.  But right now there were more urgent matters than holding a mental wake for his slutty ex-girlfriend.

“Hurry up with those knots,” he said to Little F as he sat up painfully.  Then a key turned and the door opened anew.

Marisol stood there, an icon of the Madonna of Manslaughter, the revered image of Our Lady of Assassination. She held a gun in her hand and a fine mist of blood upon her mantle.  The halo of homicide glowed about her head.  She was a beautiful, beatific vision.

For a moment Mike thought she would kill them too, and found he didn't care.  It would be a lovely way to die.

"What are you staring at boys?" she scolded them.  "Get off your asses.  Let's go before my uncle gets back."

"I'm kind of tied up right now," Mike said, all hog tied and tongue tied.

Marisol had come prepared.  She pulled a pocket knife from the seat of her cutoffs and sliced Mike's cords, which Little F had managed to loosen considerably.  "Those things you said, did you..." Mike started.

"Don't be a goddam idiot.  I just blew a guy's brains out for you, and you still got the nerve to ask that stupid question.  What do you want?  I would tongue kiss you but I still have the taste of that animal's underwear in my mouth.  I need to gargle first."

Mike kept his mouth shut after that, contenting himself with wiggling his toes giddily as Marisol cut the bonds around his ankles.  "Let me change, and we'll get out of here."

Mike and Little F followed her out of the storeroom.  The lifeless lump of Sal was sprawled out in a bloody mess on a chair. What little brains he had were splattered everywhere.

Mike had never seen a dead body before, but found it didn't bother him as much as it should.  The scene had a rather distant, wax museum quality to it.  "What are we going to do with this guy?" he asked Marisol.  She seemed to be the authority on such matters.

"That?  Nothing.  Nobody will miss him.  Let my uncle clean up the mess."

Marisol took a backpack off a work bench. Mike thought it was the same one she had used to lug marijuana from Mexico.  She seemed to have anticipated what was going to happen here today, and prepared for it.  She went about cleaning herself up like she had done it before. From the pack she took some baby wipes, which she used on her skin after stripping to nothing.  Mike turned away prudently.  "What?  You've seen everything."  When her skin was bloodless, she redressed in fresh cutoffs and wife beater. Calling this dressed was a stretch, but the uniform seemed to be the extent of her wardrobe.  Finally she put the bloody wipes and clothes in a plastic bag and tied it shut.

On the wall was a rack with several sets of keys.  "We better not take your truck," Marisol said.  "They'll be looking for it.  We'll take one of these clunkers instead."

"Who will be looking for it?"

"Just about everybody in the Gadsden Purchase.  You're a marked man for the cops and criminals.  Once we get out of town we'll have to ditch this hulk and get another one."

Marisol retrieved Mike's duffel bag from a desk drawer.  To Mike it looked like all the money was still inside there.

"My asshole Uncle left your money just sitting around.  That arrogant prick never dreamed anybody would cross him."  She spit on his desk, symbolically. 

There was a Dodge Charger and a beige Crown Victoria to choose from.  Marisol picked the Crown Vic.  "The Charger is a ticket magnet," she said.  "The Crown Vic is a car for either snowbirds or Feds.  It won't attract attention."

Mike took his bag.  Marisol scooped up Little F.  He put his finger on her nose like he was pressing a love button.  "You never doubted me, did you?" she gurgled to the boy.

The three piled into the Crown Vic.  "Wait, we need a car seat for Little F," Mike said paternally. 

"Are you fucking kidding me?  I just killed someone, and you're worried about a car seat?"

"Just joking," Mike said.

In spite of being pursued from all directions from the good, the bad, and possibly the ugly, their precipitous escape from Cornudo had the air of a festive family road trip.  Mike joked, and Marisol kicked off her sandals and stretched her beautiful naked feet up on the dash.  Little F played with his Osama doll in the back seat.  "Drive fast," Marisol told him.

Mike didn't drive fast enough.  As it turned out, their flight into Egypt was quickly interrupted, their liberty short lived.  They started well enough, speeding south down Main, angling toward Yuma via the dusty desert roads that drew geometric lines across the vacant plain.  The meager civilization represented by Cornudo vanished quickly.  Soon they were alone in the stark, scorching nothingness.  Then, at the base of the lifeless moonscape mountains, through which the road crossed via a gap, they could see a little knot of gangster SUVs gathered.  In the rearview mirror, two other speeding SUVs were moving in, one per lane, to block their escape.  They were effectively cut off at the pass, like in the old westerns.

"My uncle must have put a GPS on this car," noted Marisol.  "I guess I'm not as much of a trusted, darling niece after all."  She put her sandals back on.  "We're screwed," she added, but she sounded more angry than scared.

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Image of The Flight Into Egypt, by Rembrandt, public domain via Wikipedia, altered by author